New Year Jokes In English 2017

This year my resolution was to lose 20 pounds but the party and I gained more 30 pounds. Happy New Year to all take care. once there was a big city Where a man lived who was very sad And did not celebrate new year even Once he met to his vice verse person And see life’s beauty He start living see at clock Its Continue reading

Funny New Year Jokes 2016

two friends(characters) First to fat other friend: lets make new resolution of getting Smart For new year! Other friend said:just shut up! I m the best in way I am no need of This type resolution. People make new resolution 1st January I have left drinking 2nd January I have left smoking And after 10 days I m going to Start therapy And after 10 Continue reading

Funny New Year Sms In English 2017

Tic tic of the clock is starting because December night passing. But don’t to forget it is the New Year First morning. May this morning become your whole year charming. Wish you very Happy New Year. happy new year Damn nothing is changed Every thing is same like previous Happy New Year 2017 I hate the moment On new year eve When people call me Continue reading

Happy New Year Jokes 2017

This new year I will be less sarcastic and more positive and ill be very nice and kind To everyone around me and my plan is not to screw up !:p I know exactly how I will be spending my new year. One the couch watching fireworks on Television all alone. Why would I need a New Year’s resolutions when I am Good just the Continue reading